It’s “1.5 To Stay Alive”, Not 2.

It is fall in New York City and as a brown person born in the tropics, I should appreciate the fact that it is 60 degrees, but I don’t. I don’t appreciate the fact that I am sweating on my 10 minute walk to the train station. I do not appreciate the mist that appear…

Say whaa?? Asian + White = White??

Dammit. Just when I thought I was over the hump of the naivete of youth, I have learned something new. White + Black = Black BUT White+ Asian = White. Whaaaat?! (insert mind-blown emoji aqui). How does that work? Well, folks think its literally about color or even ethnicities but it’s not. The race classification…

Save Your Mother Or Die

Save your mother or die. It’s that simple. Don’t listen to the hype about humans going to Mars and making it a habitable place for us to live. Who came up with this shit? Do you SEE that damn planet? It’s friggen rust colored. Why di ass do you want to move to that ugly…

“Look at Things With Your Own Unique Perspective”

If you keep busying yourself trying to make yourself like others you will never arrive at the fulfillment of being totally and completely yourself. Not only is it rewarding emotionally, but baby you could be a cash COW. I’m just saying. This young lad sounds like he’s from another planet.  Even though while on my…

Dear F*cktards: Starbucks Does Not Hate Christmas

HUMANS make me so sick. This is absolutely stupid in this day and age. CHRISTMAS is not THEEE holiday. If the cup offends you, don’t drink from the stinken cup. Starbucks hates Christmas? *vomit* This nation isn’t great. It’s going to the fucktards. Fucktards that are NOT christians and totally do NOT do what Jesus…

Why Are Black Women So Angry?

As I’ve gotten older that awareness has only become more and more intense and the list of things that I am, the things that make my life the complete opposite of easy keeps getting longer. Just to name a few: Black- Woman -Queer -Outspoken- Natural- Defiant….

I want my death to be SWIFT and SUDDEN

I swear I’m not being morbid but I swore on my life that I was going to die this morning. Word to my grandmother, B. Its September muthafucken 11th and I would rather not even have to go to the city but I said no, let me put my big girl panties on, you can’t…

Vagina Vagina VAGINA!!!!

Got your attention? Good. Even if I’ve only gotten 1 of you to look at this, it’s a start. I think it’s become more than obvious that men rule the world, but you’d think that we’d have a little more control when it comes to, I don’t know, our privates! It appears to me, however,…

Am I a Bad Friend???

I’ve gone through a number of friends during this lifetime, and the one thing that was always  persistent with me is that I  liked to know what was going on in my friends lives. I mean EVERYTHING;I wanted to know what’s making them happy, what’s ticking them off, who did it, where they were born,…

“What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July?”

No more shall i take part in the revelry of this Holiday. I may attend a bar-b-que or two for some comfort food but, “Happy Independence Day?” ,”Happy 4th?”. Nah, no more of that. No celebrating. But did i ever? CI believe I went to the pier in the city one time with an ex…

SO MUCH MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN “SAME-SEX MARRIAGE”

This man (whose name was not important enough for me to remember)on channel 2 is talking about how the vote on legalizing same sex marriage is unconstitutional and totally against Democracy. He also said the U.S is the moral leader of the world. The WORLD. Sir,i would like you to shut the fuck up with…